The Benchmark of All Acting Awards

Every week, one actor or actress will be selected for this, the Morgan Goes to the Movies Award For Trying To Be Like Kevin Spacey But Inevitably Falling Short Because, Let's Face It, They're Not Kevin Spacey.

This week's winner: Kevin Spacey - Kevin Spacey proves that he can do it all, including breaking the bounds of semantics, by winning this inweekural award.

Coming Up Next on Morgan Goes to the Movies: L.A. Confidential - Starring 1 Time "Morgan Goes to the Movies Award For Trying To Be Like Kevin Spacey But Inevitably Falling Short Because, Let's Face It, They're Not Kevin Spacey" Winner Kevin Spacey. Recipient of Morgan Goes to the Movies' First Ever Awarded "Golden Screaming 50s Woman for the Inclusion of Kevin Spacey".

Introducing: Morgan Goes to the Movies

Now featuring the WORST header in the entire blogosphere!

The premise of this blog is simple. I'm going to look at movies and then critique them in a way only my holier-than-thou, wittier-than-thou, and masculiner-than-thou self can. The ultimate goal is to eventually watch and review every movie from IMDB's top 50 movies from 50 to 1 and maybe make people laugh along the way.

The Rules
1.) Ratings do not conform to a known set scale, but a scale that only myself as the author knows the value of.
2.) This blog's own set of awards, known as the Best Original Or Best Improvised Excellent Shooting (or "BOOBIES" for short (or I threw together a bunch of words so that I could make the acronym say "boobies" in full length)) will be awarded to certain things, people, or events in each individual movie based on the author's whims.
3.) Any movie starring, featuring a cameo from, or even mentioning Kevin Spacey will automatically receive a Golden Screaming 50s Woman Award along with its decided rating.
4.) Any movie starring Steven Seagal will be immediately disqualified from consideration for rating.
5.) Any review that doesn't involve a personal insult to you, the reader, is to be considered null and void.

Enjoy. Assholes.

Speaking of the horrible header picture, if anyone reading this has any skill whatsoever with graphics, a replacement banner with your artistic touch would be greatly considered to be appreciated. You can probably find some way to contact me about this on this page somewhere maybe.